Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I stole a fireplace last night.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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