im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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