I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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