My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
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