I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
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You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
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there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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