Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
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Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
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You literally chaperoned my booty call.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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