Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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