Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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