week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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