Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
