Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
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Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
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I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
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Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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