its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
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Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
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Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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