Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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