Those balls look pretty dangerous.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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