Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
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the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
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We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls