How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
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Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
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Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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