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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I am in a vortex of obligation.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!

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• (530): View more from California

  you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"

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