They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
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With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
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So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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