marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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