i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
it glows. i had to have it.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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