The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
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eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
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Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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