Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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