Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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