The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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