Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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