His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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