just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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