your thong is hanging out like whoa
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
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I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
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The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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