Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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