just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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