Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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