I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
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My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
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Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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