Dual....:-)
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
