Walk of Shame. In a state park.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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