I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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