i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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