brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I woke up under a house in Key West
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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