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Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
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ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
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Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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