Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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