My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
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