I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
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Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
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Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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