dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
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You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
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I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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