In the future we'll all be gay
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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