you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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