Its about making memories worth repressing
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
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Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
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If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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