yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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