god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
i need some magic done to my vagina
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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