Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
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And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
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I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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