Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
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