So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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