I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
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i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
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She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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