So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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