Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
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