All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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