Are we in a gay sports bar?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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