garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
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