You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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