The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
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Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
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420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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